Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Things not to Google with 'safe search' off...

You'd think I wouldn't get to age 31 without knowing this, right?

I swear to you, all I wanted was a photo to illustrate a Halloween costume concept.  It's one I play around with every time I am pregnant on Halloween (which is more often than you would think, actually)--an alien bursting out of my stomach, liberally festooned with blood.

Kind of like in the movie, but not out of my chest.

So I'm thinking this kind of prop would be made out of rubber...So I Google "rubber alien", and hit Images...



And this is really the calmest of the results:

I know, I know, Rule 36...

But it honestly never occurred to me that alien porn would be quite so extensive.  It's seriously the bulk of the results.

So let this serve as a warning: don't Google "rubber alien" without reinstating Safe Search.

Or do, if, you know, that's your thing.


(How long will it take my blog to get a hit from the phrase rubber alien?)

7 comments:

Mike W. said...

Damn you, now I HAVE to google "rubber alien"

Bob said...

I remember seeing such a t-shirt for sale back in 1982 or so in Norfolk, VA when I was in the Navy, so it's not a new concept. It was well-executed, too, with a realistic latex "chestburster" that was sewn to the shirt so that it protruded from the front of the shirt when worn. You could conceal it beneath a jacket and shock people with a convulsive death scene, even going to the extreme of biting on blood capsules to increase the horror, and rip open the jacket at the climactic moment.

I googled "alien chestburster t-shirt" and got a similar shirt without latex appliance, but didn't find the old shirt from 1982.

Albatross said...

Heh heh heh. This gave me a good, heart-warming chuckle!

WV: worig -- The name of the alien in that picture.

Dave said...

Is that a rubber wig? Who wouldn't go for that?

Bob S. said...

Was thinking the same thing Mike W.


But have to wait until I get home from work to do so.

priella1 said...

I got here looking for a " rubber alien " toy lol safety was on apparently.

priella1 said...

I got here searching for " rubber alien " toy, apparently with the safety on, lol.