1 - Go to Wikipedia.org and hit random. The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. (I'm using the German version.)
2 - Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
4 - Use
5 - Post it with this text in the caption.
There will probably be actual content here later on.