You'd think I wouldn't get to age 31 without knowing this, right?
I swear to you, all I wanted was a photo to illustrate a Halloween costume concept. It's one I play around with every time I am pregnant on Halloween (which is more often than you would think, actually)--an alien bursting out of my stomach, liberally festooned with blood.
Kind of like in the movie, but not out of my chest.
So I'm thinking this kind of prop would be made out of rubber...So I Google "rubber alien", and hit Images...
And this is really the calmest of the results:
But it honestly never occurred to me that alien porn would be quite so extensive. It's seriously the bulk of the results.
So let this serve as a warning: don't Google "rubber alien" without reinstating Safe Search.
Or do, if, you know, that's your thing.
(How long will it take my blog to get a hit from the phrase rubber alien?)