As we were driving around:
"Also, the tax refund should fill up the gun fund."
"Yeah. Man, I want to buy another gun."
"What do you want to get?"
"You know what I want to get. What's the answer to 'Glock vs. 1911 and you want to get some'?"
"Yeah, but it's not that simple. For all I know you could want to buy a revolver because you don't have one, or a long gun because you only have one, or something a bit smaller for concealed carry since I also want you to get your CHL."
(He's now window-shopping online.)