Gee, thanks, Breda.
For the record, there is a thriving crocheting community out there. Not as fanatical or as close-knit (err...) as gunbloggers, no, but we actually do have passionate discussions of crochet hooks. We have the Crochet Liberation Front. We have an armband.
Meh. Who am I kidding? We're boring. We suck.
But still? No bacon wrap for you!