If you go to see a sex therapist and they're naked and holding a dildo, turn around and leave. ~Dr. Cook, my Abnormal Psychology professor
You know, just in case you were concerned about how to tell a real sex therapist from a fake one.
This is the same guy who said at the beginning of the semester "I have tenure. I'd have to run around the hallways naked and masturbating to get fired."
The general consensus is that this guy would be a hell of a lot of fun to go out and have a beer with. Probably true, especially if one could get him to talking about his days as a practicing psychologist.
(For the record, neither of those statements was really inappropriate at the time it was said. We're studying sexual disorders right now.)