This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:*
- gun (15x)
- hell (11x)
- shit (5x)
- steal (3x)
- kill (2x)
- suck (1x)
That makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside. Apparently, I've said "gun" fifteen times recently. Gun gun gun gun gun.
For comparison, JayG's blog:
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:*
* gun (23x)
* crappy (11x)
* hell (7x)
* fucking (4x)
* shoot (3x)
* bastard (2x)
* zombie (1x)
He said gun 23 times! I'm only 8 times behind JayG in saying gun! And I can easily beat him in the "saying zombie" category. 'Cause, man, I could talk about zombies all day long. According to one of their tests I took a while ago, I would not survive a zombie apocalypse for very long. This is because I refuse to abandon my loved ones to the zombies. There, that should take care of the zombie issue. Now I only need to catch up talking about guns. What's the recommended gun for shooting zombies? How many guns would the average family o' five need to survive the zombie apocalypse.
How many guns am I going to need to survive my daughters' teenage years?
* Please note that the "badge" the widget gives you is only the graphic. The info on word frequency was copy/pasted from their website. And oh yeah, if you go there, they will try to get you to sign up for a personals site. It's annoying.
Yay. My analysis now reads:
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
- gun (26x)
- hell (12x)
- shit (6x)
- zombie (5x)
- steal (4x)
- bastard (3x)
- ass (2x)
- bitch (1x)
Oh yeah, here's the zombie apocalypse one:
40%
Told ya I suck at zombie survival skills. I bet Murphy could survive. And JayG.
(Can you tell I don't have school on Tuesdays? Can ya?)
3 comments:
Hmmm, got a 59%... methinks from all my non-shooty family types that I'd have to look out for.
As to how many guns needed to survive daughters' teenage years, google 'Rules for a gunfight'.
My personal Rules of Gunfighting*
1)have a gun
1a)have a rifle
2)have multiple friends with rifles
2a)make sure said rifles are select fire
3)Be on the Arty Net
I think that fairly well covers it... ;)
*you can substitute "Gunfight" with "Raising a Teenage Daughter". One thing that DOES come in handy are having many bikers around, to act as "uncles". Have them over for beers and guncleaning whenever said daughter is going on a date... ;)
So, basically, all one needs to do to get an NC-17 rating is talk about using a crappy gun to shoot zombies in hell before they get to fucking and producing bastard offspring...
Hmmm...
And all you need in the gun department for daughter purposes is one pump-action shotgun...
Heh.
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