tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15034156.post7413646608418915101..comments2023-05-31T09:03:34.365-05:00Comments on Trailer Park Paradise: I'm so proud.Sabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13746486966764162127noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15034156.post-23895638944897854202009-03-05T08:55:00.000-06:002009-03-05T08:55:00.000-06:00So, basically, all one needs to do to get an NC-17...So, basically, all one needs to do to get an NC-17 rating is talk about using a crappy gun to shoot zombies in hell before they get to fucking and producing bastard offspring...<BR/><BR/>Hmmm...<BR/><BR/>And all you need in the gun department for daughter purposes is one pump-action <A HREF="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GE0lRYmNYjU/R0uHPILf3DI/AAAAAAAAAEY/kq5g0CEHe6M/s1600-h/motivator8146079.jpg" REL="nofollow">shotgun</A>...<BR/><BR/>Heh.Jay Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11085873775096542015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15034156.post-91103278466737466992009-03-03T13:22:00.000-06:002009-03-03T13:22:00.000-06:00My personal Rules of Gunfighting*1)have a gun 1a)h...My personal Rules of Gunfighting*<BR/><BR/>1)have a gun<BR/> 1a)have a rifle<BR/>2)have multiple friends with rifles<BR/> 2a)make sure said rifles are select fire<BR/>3)Be on the Arty Net<BR/><BR/>I think that fairly well covers it... ;)<BR/><BR/><BR/>*you can substitute "Gunfight" with "Raising a Teenage Daughter". One thing that DOES come in handy are having many bikers around, to act as "uncles". Have them over for beers and guncleaning whenever said daughter is going on a date... ;)Stringshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17399293868413376397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15034156.post-78678660733136886482009-03-03T12:13:00.000-06:002009-03-03T12:13:00.000-06:00Hmmm, got a 59%... methinks from all my non-shooty...Hmmm, got a 59%... methinks from all my non-shooty family types that I'd have to look out for.<BR/><BR/>As to how many guns needed to survive daughters' teenage years, google 'Rules for a gunfight'.Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09473980410347329436noreply@blogger.com