Shamelessly stolen from AlanDP.
Scene: Same as before.
Boss: In conclusion, fuck all those people who want to get onto Basse.
Jenkins: OK, we got 281/1604 figured out. Next on the agenda...the 410/I-35N interchange.
Boss: What about it?
Jenkins: Well, boss, according to several estimates, this is actually the most congested interchange in the city, far surpassing the problems at 281 and 1604.
Jenkins: There's a wreck in that area pretty much every single day. It's a horrific bottleneck. The congestion on I-35 starts way down by Fort Sam. It can take 90 minutes in rush hour to make what's normally a seven minute trip.
Boss: Are any of those people trying to get to Stone Oak or Shavano Park?
Jenkins: Well, no...
Boss: Then fuck 'em.