missed one... 11. Carry a handgun and mortally wound yourself if the urge to assault arises. Preferably a wound that bleeds out just as the paramedics arrive. feel free to nix my post,I have three daughters and I just have no tolerance for predators.
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Really? To all the men? Or just the ones you're a little unsure about?
Just sayin'. It sucks to be lumped together, sometimes.
Why not? All women are continually on the receiving end of the version this satirizes.
I was (and am) being facetious. Women are on the receiving end of faux-helpful "send this to everyone you know!" crap all the time.
Women are on the receiving end of faux-helpful "send this to everyone you know!" crap all the time.
I did not know that. Me not being a woman, I guess I wouldn't? So I guess this one just sailed over my head. Sorry.
Huh. I guess I should go get a whistle.
;-)
missed one...
11. Carry a handgun and mortally wound yourself if the urge to assault arises.
Preferably a wound that bleeds out just as the paramedics arrive.
feel free to nix my post,I have three daughters and I just have no tolerance for predators.
Heh. No, I think that's an excellent addition!
I could probably also add (continuing their theme of the reverse of stupid advice women are given):
12) Put your keys between your fingers, and stab yourself in the face if you feel the urge to assault somebody.
13) Have a security guard walk you to your car late at night, to be sure you don't assault anybody.
Sabra, can you send me a direct link to this? I couldn't find it on the site...THANK YOU! I love it!
You can email me on FB or MD.
Denise (djmdj)
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