Now, let me say that if she had confined her complaining to "He's driving like a douche! What a fucktard!" I'd have been right there cheering it on. But of course the comments (which she posted again to agree with) had to go right into dick size.
Because, of course, no one could need a pickup truck if they had a job where they wore a fancy tie, right? There's no one in this world who, say, works in the city during the week and on their property on the weekend. There's no one who has a wife and four kids and found that a pickup was the cheapest vehicle that would hold everybody. There's no one who owns a construction company and who is as likely to be at a meeting with a potential client as on a work site (memo to my father-in-law: you are imaginary).
Nope, you only drive a pickup if you have a little dick.
Oh, and can I address this "one person riding in it" bit? The person to whom that status belongs lives in Austin and works at the University of Texas. Capital Metro Transit apparently has quite a few options for getting to UT, but that doesn't stop her from driving to work all by herself.
What's that word for saying one thing and doing another?