According to the above ad on the Pleasures [NSFW] website says that starting today and running through Feb. 15, customers can pop into the Huntsville location and get store credit "equal to the assessed value of the gun."
On the one hand, you could get an awful lot of naughty things for the equivalent of just one of these. And you could trade a theoretical penis replacement for a real penis replacement...or twenty.
On the other hand, only one of these things makes me want to laugh my way right to the Hoodie-Footie Pajamas.
What I really wanna know is, how many guns would it take to get a Real Doll?
(And if I need to tell you some of those links are NSFW, you are too young to be clicking any of 'em.)