I keep hearing commercials for these damn things on talk radio. And maybe I am too young or too newlywed or too libidinous or too something, but every time I hear the commercials I have the same thought: This is the perfect way to signal that you never, ever want to have sex again. Ever. (The website even mentions wearing this thing over clothes.) And by extrapolation, giving these to your wife sends the exact same message.
These are new, but PajamaGram has always been the "I hate sex" company, with things like this up for grabs:
Seriously, why hasn't the pope spoken out against these yet?