The guy & I were lying in bed last night and apropos of nothing he said "Just so you know, honey, I don't want you to change a thing."
"What the hell? We were talking about me changing stuff?"
"No! I was referring to the blog post I read earlier. Sorry about the bad segueway."
"That wasn't a bad segue, that was no segue at all. It's like you took that segueway and drove it off a cliff."
(Yes, I know, it's an old story. I just hadn't had cause to use it in conversation yet.)