I'm tempted to pull the pic & put it here, but it's probably all over the internet already, so you'll see it soon enough. Worth the click, though.
From the article:
Just The Facts
- A motorbike is the bare minimum number of parts required for an engine to reach lethal velocities.
- As opposed to regular vehicles, motorbikes use the rider to protect themselves.
- Donorcycles were invented by an aging industrialist to ensure a constant supply of replacement organs. He got all he'd ever need within a year and continues to sell them simply because it's funny.