THIS is how you do a "where I'm from song." Note there's not one damn mention of a dirt road.
Edited to add: On that same note, I find this a far more palatable Christian song than the crap I've been hearing for the last decade or so:
Edit Number Two: I've been sitting here listening to Don Williams songs on YouTube since looking up the first one and finding the second. Did you know Williams recorded a version of "Louisiana Saturday Night"? There's probably a reason for that, but it was funny.