OK, totally not true. I came up with this (and doubt it's original, though I didn't purposely copy anyone) months and months ago. Didn't have the time to run with it then--and still don't--so I tried to pass it off to Erik. He agreed it was great, and then...nothing.
So, I'm throwing it out here in case anyone wants it. I present to you...Gun Nut Gator:
The quote, by the way, is from Marko, on one of Erik's Facebook posts. I'm sure there's plenty of other stuff we could put on it. I may throw something up from time to time.