When chatting with males much younger than yourself, even if the topic is closing wounds, don't mention the time you got staples.
Because then you will have to admit that no, it wasn't your head. It was from the c-section(s). And that will kill the conversation dead.
It's not like I offered to show them the scar. And really, it's just on my abdomen.
Could have been worse, I could've told them about the time I got stitches.
I only ever get injured during childbirth.