Over at The Stupid Shall Be Punished, there's this story on the preparations for the christening of the USS New Hampshire. Apparently, they're making a special beer for the occasion.
That kicks the ass out of FSG fundraisers on the Boise. Hopefully the ombudsman-to-be is taking notes.
NO: white elephant auctions, colored trashbag drives, car washes
YES: custom beer, Jell-O wrestling, sex toy parties