Tuesday, May 13, 2008


I'm not half as evil as I've been made out to be.

This according to my husband's ex-girlfriend Xylina, whom he brought over to meet me & the girls a bit over a week ago. (Don't ask.)

My considered response to this?

Damn. I'm losing my edge. Motherhood has made me soft. I need to go scare someone again; it'd be beyond pathetic if I topped out in high school.


(In other news, Rob says he now knows he can bench press a 300-lb woman. Seems 'Lina's attentions weren't as platonic as he'd thought.)

1 comment:

Murphy said...

All I gotta say is, I never knew my eyebrow could do that...